1.''Stand still and the bee won't sting you!" "F*ck that I'm running''
2.Making life decisions in the shower.
3."Do not touch, wet paint" "Maybe i'll touch it to see if it's dry :)"
4."Are you okay?" "Yeah, i'm just tired." The perfect excuse.
5.Excuse me, EXCUSE ME.. OH MY GOD, MOVE!!
6.The person who invented the 'undo' button is a Hero!
7.Trying not to fall asleep because you're expecting a text from someone
8.The "Sup" Nod
9.On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how mad are you?
10.Making STRANGE facial expressions in the mirror.
11.I have tried to splash my face with water like the Neutrogena commercials.
12.Dude! Don't lie, I know you have another piece of gum.
13."Hey, isn't smoking weed illegal?" replies, "Hey aren't half the songs on your iPod stolen?"
14.I hate that mini heart attack when I think i've lost something.
15.I remember the days when a blackberry and apple were just fruits
16."Dude that song is so old." "So is your mom but you still listen to her."
17.I pretend to think when the teacher looks at me
18.i'm not weird. i'm limited edition.
19.Why should I have to make my bed if I'm getting back in it later?
20.No microsoft word, I DIDNT spell my last name wrong.
http://twitter.com/iDoit2 that's the link to a twitter page with a bunch of "idoit2"s
